Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Like Peas and Carrots

Dear Dutch Cocoa Somersaults ~

Do you remember? It happened one night, and by accident. I honestly wish Amy had never introduced us to each other, because now, I can't stay away! Wherever I am, and whatever I'm doing...you call me. I'm addicted to your tasty, crunchy, slightly sweet, yet...I don't know what-ness! I even snuck you into the movie with me the other night! Look what you've done to me, you've taken the place of my all time favorite movie candies; Chewy Sweet Tarts and Raisinets...how dare you! Darn you dutch co-coay!!

You look much like bird seed, so as I mindlessly chow down, I simultaneously fool myself into acting like you are just that...birdseed, and I am a bird?!? It makes sense at the time, and it all feels better at face stuffing time, okay? But deep down, and after the damage is done...I know the truth. When I finally come to my senses and sheepishly peer over into the bag and it's way down, I know....you are not birdseed, and I am not a bird. I am a pig!

I am not here though to just tell of our crazy dysfunctional relationship together. I know others can have something much more normal with you. Because I was introduced to you, I think others should know just how special you are too. I hope you don't mind if I share your goodness with the world. You know you are my newest and truest addiction love...

Forever & Always,

Jen

6 comments:

  1. They look yummy...where do I go to score a bag?

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  2. I've never heard of them. I'm going to forget I read this post.
    Dixie

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  3. Hmmmm...... not sure about those. Guess I'll have to try them next time at your house because, you know, that happens all the time, lol.

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  4. I've never heard of them either. But, if it's anything coated in chocolate I'd probably like.

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  5. Apparently, I didn't back out fast enough. I bought the chocolate and the salt/pepper, which surprisingly are my favorites. They seem pretty healthy, low sugar, low salt, fairly low carbs, and lots of fiber. Seeds, not nuts. The chocolate ones have a bit of a biscotti vibe. Thanks for telling us about them.

    Dixie

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